Dear frind Arthur,
finally you are leaving our country. 99% of all swiss people are happy with that decision. Because nobody likes you, like i do. really nobody likes you. I am gonna miss you, your unconfortable, unsocial character, your demand for money and recongnition, I`m gonna miss it. I wish you all the best with your girlfriend, and hope all your dreams come true. You deserve best service in this world.
But, me as your best friend, I feel committed to give you few tips.
- Don’t let them to prune your cock. Because it is very painfull and you have a very small one.
- After doiing your toillet, please wash your behind. And then wash your hands. Bouth of them. Nobody likes shit on the hands.
- Don’t be loud. Emirates don’t like loud people.
- Don’t show your tatoo on your back.
- Don’t forget where are you from. From lietsch city. And stopp trying to be an englishman in dubai. The only british I know is steve.
- Don’t forget. We love you.
- Write a card, or a letter. Sometimes.
- Don`t shave your breasts.
So I think, its time to say goodby my british friend. I hope you gonna have good time.
There are two things left, that I want to ask you:
- may I borrow your b.m.w? I have to transport some “chinbääses”……..
- If you want to do something great for switzterland, please take r.b. and m.b. with you, let them naked and without food and water in a desert, in a hope they gonna be fu** by dromedary, wouldnt you….
So long, your friend
Rolf rütz aka onemilliondollarson